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aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(via temaqt)

asdfvon:

i read this as
I ALWAYS YOU CAN MAKE SMILE
shrewdbiscuit:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:



look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

I need the booty
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dtctvholmes:

tickatocka:

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via missinterpretations)

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alwaysletyourlovespeak:

anewwindisgonnafindyoursail:

stefanofixedmyfearlesshart:

What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite

I’m easily amused but omg

BAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD x)
so fucking dead why is that so funny ? omg omg omg 

(Source: allaboutharrystyles, via sugarz0mbie)

don’t get attached to anime

because they will end

and you will die

(Source: binayo, via sugarz0mbie)

josiahfiles:

nick flurry

(via toonamitier)